…ever so slowly.
So I’m getting back into the swing of things after the mad dash to the end of prep for the Grind show, you know: this coming Friday, May 23 from 7 to 11PM at the Grind Gallery in the Santa Monica/Venice area. Finally got back into the gym, and realized how much THAT area has suffrered. Did some decent workout-ness, watched a few meatheads and prancing girls. Okay, for the record, all you muscle-heads out there- there is absolutely no need to drop whatever weights you were lifting from their highest point on your last rep. Usually this douchebag maneuver is done with a huge last gaspy grunt to let the whole gym know just how hard it was for you. The rep counts as a full lift/pull up and then a full lift/pull DOWN. Dropping it to make the loudest noise you can so everyone instinctively pays attention to you is not only juvenile, it most likely indicates that you have a very small penis. I didn’t make these rules up, it’s just science look it up on this website I found here. Don’t be a jackhole and we can all enjoy the gym together. I can bring my headphones to tune out most noises, save for the thunderous boom of your ego.
*voice of doom*